Are you prepared for the zombocalypse?

It is 2011. Do you know where your contingency plan is?

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
(From the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks)


1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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