Are you prepared for the zombocalypse?

It is 2011. Do you know where your contingency plan is?

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
(From the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks)


1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

The Zombie Awareness Campaign aims to promote education and prevention of the spread of the undead scrouge. We use Omegle to pass this message along. Sometimes the results are encouraging. Sometimes they are disheartening. And sometimes they're just funny.

 

It’s good to have checklists like this around your house, just to keep you self-aware and on your toes. 

It’s good to have checklists like this around your house, just to keep you self-aware and on your toes. 

Awesome Zombie-Proof House

fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:

daylp:

It looks awesome enough in normal state.

And then, Zombie Apocalypse? No worry. Maximum security has been designed.

I have no other word to describe how awesome this is, other than that i *need* one.

While a house like this would be fantastic come the Zombocalypse, never fear if you do not currently live in or near one. One of the best defences is to climb up stairs and then destroy them so the zombies cannot follow. 

(Source: all-that-is-interesting.com)

We don’t know how to react to this. If anybody has information on this Mark Convokie fellow, please step forward.
In the meantime, while we stress constant preparation, do not assume May 29, 2011, will be the date of the outbreak. This degree of precision is just a little bit too sketchy for us to be comfortable with.

We don’t know how to react to this. If anybody has information on this Mark Convokie fellow, please step forward.

In the meantime, while we stress constant preparation, do not assume May 29, 2011, will be the date of the outbreak. This degree of precision is just a little bit too sketchy for us to be comfortable with.

zombienice:

Satanic Zombie Hordes - Click here!

Know your enemy. Look into those eyes - there is no mercy there. Be prepared, stay alive.

zombienice:

Satanic Zombie Hordes - Click here!

Know your enemy. Look into those eyes - there is no mercy there. Be prepared, stay alive.

(Source: shr00oms)

So it begins.
(does it?)
Either way, godspeed my friend, and may your cow protect you.

So it begins.

(does it?)

Either way, godspeed my friend, and may your cow protect you.